shelling

The act of turning away from social networks and/or communication in order to get some alone time and/or relief from the excessive use of online social networks/communication. This does not mean the sheller does not use dark social mediums such as e-mail and/or text messaging.

Adam: Hey Steve, why are you not on facebook anymore?

Steve: I told you!! I'm shelling for a few months. I can't be too addicted to shit like facebook and twitter!

Adam: You can't be in your shell forever, you'll be back.

by EyesExistInTheSky October 29, 2012

Turtle Shelling

V. The act of taking someones backback when they're not looking, taking everything out of the main pocket, turning the bag inside out, placing everything back in, zipping it up so as the zippers are on the inside making it difficult to open back up, and placing it back next to the person before they find out what you've been doing.

Dude 1: Dude Joe's not looking, grab his bag.

Dude 2: I got it.

Dude 1: Give it here.

Dude 2: What are you doing with it?

Dude 1: Im turtle shelling it.

Dude 2: Nice, go go go.

by Dickfacelardass101 March 9, 2009

shegulling

The female version of seagull which requires a male pre load before firing. The sheguller often uses high storey buildings and preys on passers by below like a sniper. In comparison to the male version, accuracy is significantly inferior however if the target is hit the consequence can be devastating.

The friends were having a great night out on the town until someone shouted look out, unfortunate reflexes made them look up. This proved to be a bad mistake as local skank had randomly chosen them as her latest victim for her shegulling antics. The shell shocked group had to call it a night as they resembled victims of a pancake batter factory explosion!

by jaylow68 December 22, 2013

Turtle shelling

What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.

John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"

Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"

John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."

by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011

Shelling

To backout of a peer-pressured situation.

He's shelling out of drinking at tonight's party.

by wardell1973 November 25, 2015

Shelling

refers to sexual intercourse

Adam: Were you all shelling last night?

by D1TL October 22, 2016

Turtle Shelling

The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.

"Dude, my Spanish teacher is so hot...she had me turtle shelling all class."

by JoPaGeRi.TBC September 11, 2007