shopalop

An overly camp way to refer to a shopping trip.

Would you fancy a shopalop tomorrow evening?

by teddyward April 20, 2012

Last Chicken in the Shop

Used to describe the unsightly dangly assortment of genital objects when a bloke pulls down his pants in a public place. So called because it's always the most mangy looking chicken that is the last one sold in the supermarket

"oh shit, Ben must have had a few beers, he's getting out the last chicken in the shop again"

"yeah mate - but it's more a poussin than a chicken"

by KiplingThankyouPlease May 2, 2008

head shop

A store that sells smoking implements and accessories for marijuana

I justed picked up a fine bong from the head shop in West Ed. Shall we go burn one?

by I got no pants April 21, 2003

shbopple

The occurence that pertains to participation in the trifecta of oral, anal, and vaginal sex all at once while ejaculating into every possible crevass. The optimal performance being to completely engulf the entire body in nut

My boy, I shboppled that girl's booty shorts in two strokes last night.

by Mieda November 11, 2017

Shboyle

Verb meaning to ruin an otherwise excellent evening by being violently sick.

'It was awesome until Josh shboyled it'

'Dude you just shboyled a great night'

'Sorry chaps, I've shboyled everything haven't I'

by mosbiusdesigns January 8, 2012

shop senile

When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.

Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.

by Dullishpage January 17, 2019

this shlop is kush

meaning “damn, this head is fire” or “this bj feels like heaven”

wtf

will to his ex gf: “damn this shlop is kush rn”

by Keybotron January 15, 2022