The Shatner

the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.
o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner
by dogfart69 January 20, 2012
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Shatner

A niche sexual fetish combining food fetishes with foot fetishes. To perform a Shatner you slather your lover’s toes in Mayo, wrap their feet in sandwich fixins (usually bologna and American cheese), then gorge yourself on the delectable sweet feet meat treat you have created. It is unclear why this act is called a Shatner.
Babe, be here at 10pm and bring sandwich fixins. Imma Shatner you all night long.
by Bexxx210 April 17, 2021
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Shatner

The act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit. May or may not involve a toilet.
Bill phones Leonard:
Leonard: Hello
Bill: What's up?
Leonard: I'll have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a Shatner.

Bill: Enough said. Enjoy!
by Admiral6996 March 31, 2014
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The Shatners

The Shatners, also known as Shatner Syndrome, is a term used to describe when actors fall from stardom to obscurity, alcoholism, and at times insanity. The term references William Shatner and his post-Star Trek career.
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Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.
I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.
by Magpie4495 July 22, 2010
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Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants
Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done
by spazz_monkey April 08, 2009
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Shatner

taking a dump or having to take a dump. derives from the actor William Shatner
person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.

person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner
by jorgie LIONHEART August 20, 2009
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