The Shatner

the facial expression made famous by pornstars. in which they show there teeth while sucking in air in an attempt to look hot.

o man, this girl was jerking me off yesterday and she did The Shatner

by dogfart69 February 6, 2012

Shatner

A niche sexual fetish combining food fetishes with foot fetishes. To perform a Shatner you slather your lover’s toes in Mayo, wrap their feet in sandwich fixins (usually bologna and American cheese), then gorge yourself on the delectable sweet feet meat treat you have created. It is unclear why this act is called a Shatner.

Babe, be here at 10pm and bring sandwich fixins. Imma Shatner you all night long.

by Bexxx210 April 16, 2021

Shatner

The act of receiving oral sex while taking a shit. May or may not involve a toilet.

Bill phones Leonard:
Leonard: Hello
Bill: What's up?
Leonard: I'll have to call you back, I'm in the middle of a Shatner.

Bill: Enough said. Enjoy!

by Admiral6996 May 13, 2014

The Shatners

The Shatners, also known as Shatner Syndrome, is a term used to describe when actors fall from stardom to obscurity, alcoholism, and at times insanity. The term references William Shatner and his post-Star Trek career.

David Hasselhoff still struggles with the Shatners on a daily basis.

by aexmcl October 8, 2009

Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.

I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.

by Magpie4495 July 23, 2010

Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants

Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done

by spazz_monkey April 8, 2009

Shatner

taking a dump or having to take a dump. derives from the actor William Shatner

person 1: dude that beast burritos really getting to me.

person 2: yeah me too man... i'll be back, i gotta go take a shatner

by jorgie LIONHEART August 19, 2009