hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008

Shittastrophe

A catastrophe that is so bad and shit it becomes a shittastrophe. It surpasses normal disastrous events and thus becomes even shittier.

Guy 1: bro, I'm so stressed I have so much to do and no time wtf is my life
Guy 2: ooF sounds like a shittastrophe

by Ashthekitten May 11, 2020

sextastrophe

The catastrophe of being a sexaholic.

I am a sextastrophe.

by hoxie October 13, 2013

stratastrophe

To follow any advice given to you by gay Vice-President Raz

When I followed the link to lemonparty it turned into a serious stratastrophe.

by Dullorb February 27, 2004

Shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces.

When I changed my baby's diaper he had diarrhea. I had to deal with a full blown shitastrophe.

by Karl Williams. September 16, 2013

shitastrophe

when someone shits in a public bathroom with the intent to hit everything but the toilet

I went to go pee in Denny's and walked into a shitastrophe.

by Jessendarippers June 1, 2016

shatastrophy

A mix of a catastrophe , and poop.
Resulting in a Shatastrophy.

I farted too hard and had a Shatastrophy in my shorts.

by Headly Lamaar May 20, 2017