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shartstorm

A sudden, burdensome amount.

Interchangeable with shitstorm but as a more polite term. Often used to describe a very large amount of something as a problem (or otherwise negatively) that arrived (or otherwise was made present) mostly at once.

Often, the supposed shartstorm will be due to an initial event that causes it, such as an idea that catches on fast once learned that it's allowed -- or a question is asked that is most certain to provoke loads of comments.

Many who find swearing unacceptable in their own speech, will use shartstorm as a technique to express the shitstorm concept more politely.
A: It sure is quiet today in the gift shop.
B: Just wait until the tour guides are finished -- then there'll be a shartstorm of guests.

Blog: Thanks for the submission to the blog, Reader A. We love submissions!
Blog Readers: We didn't know we could submit entries..
Blog: Yes! Please do!
Blog Reader A: inb4 shartstorm

Synonyms: Crapload, Assload, Pantsload, Buttload, Shitstorm
by thehomeland February 21, 2012
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Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.
Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!
by humansRpepul2 February 14, 2008
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sharmoota

sharmoota is a very polite way to tell someone they are beautiful in arabic! and i think its beautiful
wow shes a sharmoota
by iixangelii on snap June 5, 2020
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sharmoota

a bitch in arabic and also means a smut. that be everywhere and always out like a "tashasha"
that sharmoota likes everyone and is always with a new guy everyday"
by rena December 10, 2003
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Sharmootah

Arabic/Chaldean word for slut/bitch
She's such a sharmootah or "shar"
by king202 March 22, 2009
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Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.
"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"
by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016
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sharmoota

sharmoota means someone who cares about other people more then themselves in arabic
girl gives pencil to poor boy in class even tho she has no other pencils
class mate: DAMN SHES SUCH A SHARMOOTA!
by fezzo2.0 August 29, 2020
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