n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house
by the original shartman January 30, 2008
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The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears
2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.
The only unnatural way to get to shartlantis known to mankind is to eat fat free haribo gummy bears
2.) The word one uses while texting when they need to express that they are actually laughing out loud, rather than just putting LOL and not laughing out loud.
1.) Friend 1 -"Have you seem that movie This is the End?"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"
2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*
"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"
3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"
son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"
Friend 2 -"Yah I was in shartlantis the whole time"
2.) *Friend 1 hears extremely loud noises from Friend 2 who is in the bathroom*
"Dear Jesus please provide safe travels for Friend 2 through Shartlantis"
3.) mom -"Don't forget to do your chores"
son -"MOM! I'm in shartlantis have some fcukin consideration! FCUK!"
by MickJicken May 26, 2014
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A whore who has a body count of 2, usually. Has sex in her bestfriends bed. Low key gorgeous but is kinda bitchy but we love her anyways.
by You’llneverknow April 14, 2019
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by Sir SwizzleStix December 3, 2019
Get the Shartifact mug.The discovery of a shart that was believed to be a fart at the time it was heard. Frequently encountered when changing the diaper or underwear of a loved one, eg. a baby.
I was holding my newborn daughter and heard her fart. When I went to change the diaper, I discovered a little shartifact.
by peter royal November 4, 2008
Get the shartifact mug.A member of culture in Sharta but what is present day Shitaly during the fifth century B.C.
Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.
In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
Shartans were known for their warrior instinct, they prowess with the use of throwing projectile weaponry, the weapon they most commonly used was referred to as a 'Shat Slinger' which was in it's baser form a small open pouch attached to leather thongs which could be defecated in and then swung, upon release of the thongs the defecation is launched at ones opponent doing moderate damage.
In modern days Shartans are most noted for the most feared Shartan in 13 B.C, King Shartin Fartin.
King Shartin Fartin, the most feared and respected Shartan, used his mighty strength and his expertise with the Shat Slinger to take down the mighty egshitian Pharaoh King Tootin' Pootin.
by Doodie McFartenstein May 10, 2009
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