Shankapotomus 

Some one who will shank a bitch, ho, motherfucker, or anyone in any way inferior. Usually the shankapotomus travels in teams and can be found in the woods of Germany writing and illustrating children's books. Don't interrupt it. Or it will strike. The shankapotomus is a known diva and badass.

Yo, better watch out I hear the shankapotomus is in town. It will fuck your shit up, bro.

Shankapotomus by Syngnathinae December 1, 2009

shankopotomous 

a hippo that shanks people;
also see SKANKY HIPPO
or stacie wood.

That is one shankopotomous that you don't wanna mess with. boo ya.

shankopotomous by latawnya March 27, 2009

shankaptomus 

Someone who refuses to pay up and make excuses when losing a bet.

Your such a shankaptomus, why don't you go read the rule book for a change and pay me my five bucks

shankaptomus by rmiller March 29, 2009

Shankapotamus 

When playing Call of Duty and you get owned and don't know where it came from, then see it was a knife kill and everyone is laughing at you

J-man: *gets knifed*
NN: Jajajajaja. Dude you just got shankapotamus'd.
J-man: Wow... i feel like an idiot.

Shankapotamus by VIT0 June 14, 2009

Shankapotamus 

A term used by soccer players that pertains to the moment when a player goes to be a show off, thinking they are going to take an amazing kick but turns out shanking the ball. Shanking is kicking the ball way over the goal or way out of the field in general. hence.. A terrible shot.

example 1. That was quite a shankapotamus of a kick, it went way past the goal!

example 2. HOLY SHANKAPOTAMUS!! (as the ball goes flying a mile over the goal.)

Shankapotamus by IfSheCouldOnlyKickABall November 13, 2011

stankopotamus 

A female with an exceptionally, extremely stinky vagina. These girls are apparently unaware of their stench, or think it is normal and refuse to clean their snatch.

I used to think that Ashley slut was hot until i found out she's a stankopotamus.

I was going to do Denver doggy style, but when i took her panties off I smelled that she was a stankopotamus and Debbie Flemminged all over her back.

stankopotamus by mr.bojangles2010 April 21, 2010

Stankopotamus 

A word to describe your significant other when they have not bathed and needed to.

Yo girl, you smelling like a Stankopotamus and the shower would Love to have your ass.

Stankopotamus by Nate Alexander August 19, 2023