shanghai easter basket

When you slide your hand down a Chinese hookers panties and can't find her savory jelly bean through the thicket of wiry brush.

After having a few beers I wanted to flick the bean but I couldn't get past the Shanghai Easter basket.

by Wong way January 27, 2017

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Shanghaied

Being kidnapped by someone, usually sailors and/or pirates and forced to do sailor work through means of violence and intimidation.

"I'd like to file a police report, my friends were abducted by some sailors, they're being forced to do ship repairs and other stuff or else the sailors will kill 'em!"

"Sir, your friends have been 'shanghaied', we'll notify the Coast Guard."

by tahutoa May 19, 2015

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shanghai sally

Nickname for Opium developed by J. Peteman on Seinfeld.

J. Peterman to Elaine: "That's right Elaine. Opium. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally."

by jakecamara December 3, 2007

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Shanghai City Shuffle

Variation of "Kansas City Shuffle." Its when a girl looks good from behind or from afar, but when she turns around or when she gets close you realize shes Asian.

Watch out for a Shanghai City Shuffle whenever you take the bus to Chinatown.

by Jerico February 6, 2007

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Shanghai Cab Ride

The sexual act/position that consists of standing doggie-style heterosexual intercourse that is rapid and forceful that randomly switches from vagina to anus while smoking a cigarette and honking a car horn mounted on the bedpost.

Hey, get the car horn ready. I'm in the mood for a Shanghai Cab Ride tonight.

by clarjock March 10, 2015

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