shamshiri

long katana. the people who have the last name shamshiri are very scary and strong

give me your shamshiri!!

by Ja5m1n3 January 29, 2021

Shampoosiando

Salvadorean/Virginian slang for masturbating with shampoo. It can also mean to goof off at work.

Mario likes to hide in the back corner to shampoosiando for 5-10 minutes.

by 7031 April 14, 2022

shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

by Jon phone June 21, 2008

shmooshmite

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.

Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!

by K. Weezy May 13, 2009

shmooshbag

The absolute worst version of a douchebag. There is absolutely no redeeming quality of this person.

Dane Cook is a shmooshbag

by Mighty Kites October 4, 2008

shmooshtikin

Skinny ghetto white boy. Has a tendency to talk excessively--typically about baseball. Also referred to as a Garrett, G-Rat, Gay Rat, or hey you

Joey: Did you talk to Garrett today?

Matt: Yeah, that shmooshtikin talked for hours about his damn baseball team! And whats with his pants man, I always hafta tell him to pull those bitches up!

by i'mjustsayinnn July 15, 2010

shapoosh

A bitch named mathew

Mathew is such a shapoosh

by Wizard💊 December 20, 2018