shammy

McDonalds shamrock shake

Want to go get a shammy ?

shammy by tortilini May 8, 2018

Shammy

A ufty lil bro that is a cornball

Shammy said no to queefing in my mouth

Shammy by Oneandonlybid2 April 14, 2024

Shammy

It’s when you yell at the butler for answering the door to your visitors angry husband

Did you just pull a shammy?. Yeh that’s what all the racket is bro sorry.

Shammy by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Shammy

Noun/Adjective - The state of expanding well past your original dimensions, structurally and spiritually. From the Hindi shamiana - the tent pitched for weddings and functions, which starts modest and then just… keeps going, panel after panel, until it’s swallowed the whole lawn. A shammy vibe begins at normalcy and expands outward with no clear stopping point. Most commonly achieved after a heavy meal, especially one eaten while high. Can describe a stomach, a hangout, a story someone is telling, or a group text.

Bottom line, you begin at a reasonable size. You do not end there.

Bro I only ordered the biryani and now there’s kebabs, two naan and a kulfi. I’ve gone full shammy.

Look at him unbuttoning on the couch, peak shammy.

My waistband and I are no longer on speaking terms. Deeply shammy hours.

Shammy by mjuno August 2, 2026

Shammy Splash Zone 

1) The first row at Sea World's Shamu shows.

2) A phenomenon experienced by the rider behind Matt Ward after too much shammy cream is applied.

My teammate was perfectly lined up for the sprint but unfortunately he experienced a Shammy Splash Zone when Matt Ward moved in front of him.

Shammy Splash Zone by europolice March 23, 2010

Shammy shits 

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.

Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.

Shammy shits by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021

shammy wankster 

To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns

boy #1"Hey what's goi-"
boy #2 "SHAMMY WANKSTER!" *slap*
boy#1 "Sonovabicth!"

shammy wankster by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006