penis shafted

the art of thrusting ones penis into any cavity on another persons body

dave penis shafted your mom last night

by bizzled May 28, 2009

shuffed

Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.

What the mush I was so shuffed last night

by Shotty rules November 24, 2015

Shafted

To get kicked, thrown or somehow dropped into an elevator shaft.

"Man you totally shafted that fool"
"Yeah I pushed him down the elevator"

by Sparty Junior February 12, 2009

Shafted

Being screwed over or thrown under a bus by one you once trusted. Left with a deep feeling of being wronged.

Hutchison Ports Australia shafted their workforce by sacking 97 staff at their Sydney and Brisbane terminals by email at midnight.

by Steven Dore September 16, 2015

Shaffer

A last name of a person, who is a bad ass motha fuker. Usually the people with this name have brown/brunnet hair,most are asian, they are great athelets (best a soccer (and make jv freshman year)). Shaffer's are extremely smart, and most of all can't ever keep it in their pants.

"Hey guys, look at that shaffer over there, hahah what a douche!Whats this?!?!?!?

by fyingdildomonkey November 11, 2010

cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.

Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.

by Definishun October 9, 2020

shafted

The idea comes from the practice when two girls go down on a guy. Since both girls cannot pleasure the head of the penis at the same time, one girl is forced to take the shaft of the dick. Hence, the word shaft or shafted referring to being screwed into a lesser deal or something not as desired.

man, i really got the shaft with these english groups.

Damn, you really got shafted when Leslie left you for Stan.

by 4mins4secs May 12, 2006