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And that's when you shave your lama 

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.
Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR 

(SHāv-yer-bair)
Shave-your-bear (1) -Showering a trick before getting it on.

Shave-your-bear (2) -Cleaning up your hairy smelly parts either by trimming, shaving or grooming.

Shave-your-bear (3) -Shaving up and making over a rugged to disheveled man into presentable for your friends and family. Male makeover.
1. "Omg he's so hot but he smells like ass", "better Shave-your-bear before you get busy then".

2. "Before I hit the beaches I better shave-the-bear".

3. see above example #1 " "...(or introduce him to the gang/parents)".
SHAVE-YOUR-BEAR by Hairy is Cute! September 27, 2011

Shake your Darbon 

Pushing or flaunting that which is likely to result in you inevitable obscurity. A reference to the disappearance of the music career of Terrence Trent D'Arby, it began shortly after the release of his 1995 "Vibrator" album. Orginally coined as "Get your D'Arby," the term then progressed to "Get your D'Arb-On." Ricky Martin's success with his 1999 number one single "Shake your Bon-Bon" gave rise to the popular singing of "Shake your Darbon" which is now the most popular usage of this term. Common examples of Shaking Your Darbon include; Janet Jackson's 'costume malfunction', Vanilla Ice's heavy metal direction and Axel Rose's corn rows.
Tim: I'm off to the beach to show off my new buff guns.

Tina: Planning to Shake Your Darbon?
Shake your Darbon by Pooleyomalley October 18, 2009

Shave Your Pet 

An act of masturbation where one shaves their pubic hair and then proceeds to glue them to one's hand, usually the dominant hand. After the glue has dried, the performer of the act proceeds to make self love with the pube-covered hand.
Person 1: "Dude, why is your hand covered in pubes?"
Person 2: "Oh, I Shaved my Pet last night and can't get the pubes off."

Person 1: "I'm tired of regular masturbation, what can I do to spice it up?"
Person 2: "Why don't you Shave Your Pet?"

Shake ya Tailfeather 

A rap song encouraging you to move slow , and take your ass to the floor(uh shake ya tailfeather). Vocals include P. Diddy, Nelly, and Murphy Lee.
Shake ya Tailfeather is currently #1 on the Billboard Hot 100, #3 on Top 40 tracks, and #4 on Hot Rap Tracks.
Today's date is 9/2, and I anticipate this song's climb to the top of the charts.

Share Your Story 

A school program where students help other students. It helps kids across a school get to know each other. It breaks barriers and encourages everyone to be open and less judgmental. This is a program that could truly change how the world works.
Share Your Story saved my life