steamy sizemore

A surprise left at a party for the host to clean up off the couch the next day. Mostly consists of fecal matter or vomit. Commonly referred to when the substance is on a fabric (ie. couch or chair).

Dude, someone totally left you a steamy sizemore on your couch last night.

by HansDude October 16, 2008

seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

by chairman_meow February 20, 2009

Seczema

The act of sexual intercourse between two people with chronic eczema

I had seczema last night... it was crazy

by tOmOspat January 13, 2011

sizemologist

A person who spends way too much time mentally measuring cakes,pies,pizzas,etc determining which piece/slice is the biggest.

I'm waiting for the sizemologist to finish eye-balling the pizza and select his piece first.

by wolfbait51 May 17, 2011

sezim

A person with a heart as pure as gold and beauty of a goddess

Wow she such a sezim

by Fairy farts December 27, 2017

She Seems Nice

This can be used nicely or not nicely.
1. When a person actually seems nice and approves
2. By saying this, they actually mean 'No, we don't approve'
It all depends on the tone of voice

1.) "I like her, she seems nice."

2.) "Umm, She seems nice"

by Twichikd98 November 15, 2009

seemingly ranch

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023