Existential Crisis 

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the their entire existence and asks themselves whether being alive even has a point or whether it's all pointless. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, making cereal and listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat

'oh no, Emma can't make it today she's having an existential crisis'

Existential Crisis by BigNose395 November 19, 2019

existentialism

"yolo" for philosophers

Man, I can't believe I just bombed that test. #existentialism

existentialism by datscience July 30, 2013

existentialist 

One who believes his existence is unique for it is defined in "you are your life and nothing more." Someone who sees life in his own light and allows no one to impose on one's view of life. To question one's existance and how valid one's experiences in life are. One who takes life experience by experience, good or bad, and builds upon one's existance and reality. One give meaning to many and all.

I am an existentialist, I am just one who is because he is.

existentialist by Adler Kierkegaurd April 5, 2005

Sexistentialism 

A philosophy that proposes that a person should live for the moment, because when you die, you’re screwed. A big proponent of this was Sartre, Kama Sartre.

When a Danish philosopher has sexistentialism with you, you’ll be Soren the morning.

Sexistentialism by Jarod Kintz October 24, 2007

Existentialism

there is no spoon

spoon gone

Existentialism by sean December 4, 2003

existential vacuum

The mindset that everything in life is meaningless

James was so caught up in an existential vacuum that he hung himself by his shoestrings

existential vacuum by Brian K November 26, 2003

sexistentialist 

Somebody who practices existentialism. In bed.

I'm quite the existentialist. In bed.

sexistentialist by Katsu May 8, 2005