Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018

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Severalsome

More people than you can immediately count having sex with each other.

Not merely on orgy but legitimate group sex with everyone in on the chain of pleasure.

We invited some chicks over and they all brought some friend so with all the E we were taking it inevitably became a severalsome.

by ApricotFields June 11, 2019

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Severaid

obsessed wt graham, annoying asf, millennial, #sailor life, footfetish

PS: loves this face 8)

omg its severaid! she's watching a video of grahams feet while eating biscoff

by secret anti sailor December 10, 2021

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he’s an artist, a performer. the person you wish you we’re friends with. he is a hot guy that is sweet and cares for his friends, whilst being a bad bitch every day. he is the next best thing that will happen in your life. he will also give you fashion advice and take you shopping.

“who’s that guy? he’s so extra!”

“that’s severinho, he’s really creative and nice”

by planether April 20, 2022

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Reparations Severance

A financial package, like a golden parachute, added to BIPOC employment contracts that include diversity titles or JEDI responsibility. The severance package accounts for the emotional labor and emotional tax accrued during the job and protects against the statistically likely premature dismissal due to organizational flightiness, shifting of priorities, or gaslighting of the candidate.

I negotiated reparations severance into my employment contract because it was a Chief Diversity Officer role, and they like to fire us after they get their Linkedin photo-op.

by tiffany jana September 17, 2021

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