setting up shop

The act of preparing oneself for a session of sex with oneself (jerking off).

I forgot my backpack and when I ran back in to my apartment I caught my roommate setting up shop.

by jeff74033 April 14, 2008

set up the air mattress

When you run upstairs and have lightning fast sex with your boyfriend while the houseguest uses the bathroom.

Houseguest: "where are you guys?"

Boyfriend: "just setting up your air mattress!"

Hurry up, let's go set up the air mattress - we only have 4 minutes!

by odie74 June 28, 2017

set up the launch pad

to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.

Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad

by Orren Jensen January 14, 2008

setting up a new network

When your friend makes up an excuse to skip game night but is actually at home practicing shibari with their partner.

Man 1: Yo bro! You doing Family Game Night?
Man 2: Sorry Homeslice, setting up a new network tonight.

by mastertooter March 26, 2021

pass to set up the run

a football metaphor for extended foreplay that results in intercourse

Steve: "I had to go down on her for like an hour before she would have sex with me"

Chris: "sometimes you have to pass to set up the run"

by mrlingo September 9, 2010

Throw Yo Set Up

to recognize and signify membership to a group or geographic location by displaying predetermined gestures with the hands, fingers and arms; usually held around the chest region.

1. (Star Player throws down a monstrous slam dunk during a televised basketball game.)

While running up the court:
*Star Player Throws Up (His) Set/Throws (His) Set Up*

To acknowledge the shout-out, members of the set in the crowd and watching on television throw up their set.

2. (two friends walk across the schoolyard headed to THUGGIN 101)

Brittney: I'm finna' be on t.v. tonight to accept an award for a revolutionary financial instrument that I created and I'm not good with long speeches; how do I show everyone back home thanks and love?

Kristine: Eaaasy! Throw Yo Set Up!

by sharknate December 14, 2011

somebody set up us the bomb

What CATS from Zero Wing did to the ship in A.D. 2101, when war was beginning. Maybe it means "Somebody has set up a bomb on us?" No one will ever know for sure.

Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb!

by WindWaker68 May 25, 2004