Surrender 101

A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.

Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?

by Rodney Basil May 11, 2004

I Surrender

n
1: A phrase which should be always be followed by, pardon my french

For an example, listen to the better portion of the UN.

by PaladinVance September 30, 2004

cheese eating surrender monkeys

Ignoring all the other definitions linking the phrase to the simpsons.

The Phrase was originally used by an American General in WW2 to describe the French and did not magically spring to life during the mid 1990s.

Just to corrent all those who beleive everything they read on the web

"Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Save Those Bloody Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Again"

by BobTheDog December 25, 2005

Surrender

What french do when declared war upon

Aggresive Country: We declare war on france! Prepare the Invasion!

France: Shit! We surrender! Please don't steal our wine!

Britain: Pfft! That one can go in the French Millitary Victories book.

by The'pissoff'master February 22, 2010

surrender

The only talent of The French.

Okay, Hitler. It's completely immoral and against our beliefs, but please, have our country.

by Vampiro October 5, 2003

surrendering

To submit yourself from attackers, enemies, etc... A great alternative to the "being shot in the head" scenario.

Please note that in some cases when he/they take you, you're probably gonna get raped and tortured.

"Don't shoot, I'm surrendering !"

by Earthykiller July 14, 2014

seattle surrender

A vehicular traffic phenomenon in which individual drivers commit atrocious decisions in very congested traffic flow, and then stop all action, give up, then do nothing. The resulting effects usually impede all types of traffic from one or more directions. The actual event/decision may occur as the vehicle is in motion or after the vehicle is stopped. This is very common in Seattle, occurring every day from 5 am through 10 pm at almost every intersection or road or parking lot.

That left lane camper is committing seattle surrender.

The costco parking lot is impossible to drive through because of all the seattle surrenders.

The reason why we can’t leave the stadium is because that guy just seattle surrendered in the middle of the road.

by Ski_squared February 2, 2022