Seppuku is where Samarai would disembowel themselves in honour instead of getting defeated by enemies.
Pam : "Have you heard? Minor Attracted People are being accepted into society!"
Jim : "I'll commit seppuku if those goddamn pedophile MAPS become accepted into society."
Jim : "I'll commit seppuku if those goddamn pedophile MAPS become accepted into society."
by san4009 December 28, 2021
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The act jumping through a window, preferably 3 stories or above, and then proceeding to stab yourself to death with the shards of that are hopefully on the ground next to you.
Bro 1: Bruh, this one African-American male finna' committed homeless seppuku in front of the local FedEx building.
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
Bro 2: Damn, nigga...
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