semen bat

When a guy is whackin' it and he gets really angry right before he comes, a semen bat is born.

Semen bats take to the skies at night and fly along empty roads. Their numbers can grow so great that semen can be smelled in the air.

by Crawfordsss June 26, 2015

semenated

when something has traces of semen in it

Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets

by K4pt4in April 12, 2008

Andy Samberg

Cast member on Saturday Night Live from 2005-Present.

Is part of a team known as "The Lonely Island," and is one of "The Dudes."

Andy Samberg is very entertaining and not to bad on the eyes!

by Yowza Yowza February 2, 2006

semen fairy

noun
1. A magical creature that leaves semen in unexpected places.
2. A common excuse given to explain why there is cum on your sheets when you can't remember how it got there.
3. An alternative to whorish behavior.

Her roommate accused her of having sex in her bed, but she claimed it was the work of the semen fairy.

by MyPlaceIsInTheKitchenGirl November 7, 2005

Droppin' a Seibel

To fart with either extreme stench (room-clearing) or a fart of epic proportions

Dude i ate too much at Taco Bell earlier - I feel like Droppin' a Seibel...

by Blonde Haired Midget January 13, 2011

Semedar

Semedar is a pseudonym. It's main user (and perhaps it's only user) is a person named Victor Villa. He came upon this name back when EQ was big. Ever since he used this pseudonym everywhere he went. You can just Google "Semedar" and 99% of the matches are from him. Often abbreviated "Seme" (Sem-e)

Person: Hey Seme (or Semedar) wanna go to Bill Millers?
Semedar: Sure.

by Semedar February 8, 2010

semen straw

male member, dick, cock, prick, tool....

Melissa loves to suck Billy's semen straw.

by fuckthathotass69 January 25, 2017