selfishness

a man's seman, which contains all the elements of the man that produces the seman, liquid self.

my selfishness got all in that chicks hair

by cancerhand March 15, 2011

selfish

See america. When giving to the Tsunami appeal ,they gave the least in proportion to wealth. As America is the richest ( and most selfish) country in the world this seems unfair. Only after complaints from the rest of the appaled world did 'Dubya' decide to give the rest of his spare change and be the leader of the aid giving. Giving aid just to make yourself look good is low. For the record, the British public gave far more to the appeal than The US government.

Amercians are some fat-ass selfish gimps.

by anti-yankee January 27, 2005

Selfish

having a selfie sesh with multiple people or by yourself

friend: "omg this is really good lighting let's take selfies"
other friend: "okay let's have a selfish!"
selfie sesh friends

by heyb666 October 03, 2015

selfish

Choosing to play with your new dog instead of getting drunk with your bestfriend

Lane was selfish when he went home to play with his new dog, instead of being there for his sad friend and getting drunk with him.

by Crease Meech November 18, 2016

Selfish

"Do what you want regardless of other people's happiness"

I stole a dog from a 5 yr old. Guess that makes me selfish

by Niggerdick1738 August 28, 2017

selfish

a photo of something that was not meant to be a selfie but you could see part of their face

Jenny just took a selfish

by hayday_73 October 30, 2014

selfish

Caring all for oneself, such as one's own pleasures, wellbeing or advantage without regard for others.

Stoic hands someone a helping hand and someone comes in only helping itself, eating fine chocolates, wearing a tweed suit jacket, and using his own gold calculator, he's selfish!

by badmouth July 09, 2018