self guff

the act of masturbating yourself in the company of others.

ROSS: fancy a wee self guff paul?
PAUL: yeah bro lets free the demon?

by the slogan rogan January 14, 2017

morning selfie

The moment you wake up, you grab your phone and take a picture of yourself while still in bed.

The rule is you are not allowed to fix your hair, put on make-up, turn on the lights, or even remove the crusty stuff from your eyes. The first thing you will see will be the flash from the camera. Then you post the picture to social media.

Jane: Is that what you looked like when you woke up?

Tom: Yes. It was my morning selfie. It is the new trend, but not everyone has the guts to do it.

by Urban Guru March 14, 2015

selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfie Centered

The preference or habit of fapping to ones own selfies.

As a selfie centered individual, Mike preferred to look at his selfies while fapping.

During handshakes with snakes on Wednesday, Mike was thankful to be Selfie Centered, because his partner was a BagHead™©.

by Iphigenia Aubergine June 1, 2016

Self-bet

What you do when you have just one friend who doesn't bet for fun

*self-testing that friend will pick up at 50th call*
*leaves a friend 17 missed calls*
*friend picks up at 18th call*
Me : Aw man! I lost a self-bet now I gotta give myself 10 $!

by @valine_alanine February 24, 2017

self destructive

A person or organization that does things or operates in such a manner that is not in their best interest. This can be caused by a mental deficiency or some other psychological disorder. The sad reality is that this condition not only harms the individual or organization, but also everyone associated with that person or organization.

Urban Dictionary has been operating in a self destructive mode for many years by not instituting a plan for allowing its volunteer editors to vote to remove homophobic, racist and misogynist definitions that have been "already suggested for removal" but were kept because of the immaturity or mental deficiency of some of its editors. These horrific definitions are then allowed to remain on the UD web page for eternity with no way of removing them.

by PY Love and Peace December 5, 2012

Go Fuck Your Selfie

A retort one gives when someone takes too many selfies.

*Max takes a selfie in class*
Victoria:Hey Max, why don't you go fuck your selfie!

by mrperson123 January 31, 2018