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Seward's Folly

1. Buy a Russian Bride
2. Force feed her a few bottles of vodka
3. Throw her in a freezer
4. Wait a few hours, then gang bang her frozen corpse
5. After her bladder thaws drink her vodka filled urine

This is just like seward's folly (the U.S. purchase of Alaska) because you buy something from Russia that doesn't seem like a good idea at first, its really cold, and in the end you get gold
I'm going to pull a seward's folly next week, are you in?
by Mikhail Gorbachev October 16, 2006
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seatard

That guy is such a seatard.

That seatard forgot the ice.
by capn jac February 21, 2010
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seatard

A word used to describe someone who laughs so hard that he/she fails to make any sound, and starts wheezing.
O my god, my joke made Casey laugh like a seatard!
by the_weirdo May 31, 2014
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seatard

An individual who exhibits profound stupidity, incompetence, idiocy or lack of common sense on the water, in a boat, a kayak, or other watercraft. A dumb boater.
Did you see that seatard crash into that buoy?
by boatsmith July 12, 2017
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seward middle school

the school where nobody knows how to walk fast and everybody is emo and gay, and the teachers don’t care what you do
One school I would never go to is Seward Middle School.
by gumballmachine September 25, 2021
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Seward

Absolute fucking gem mate. One of the best people you'll ever meet
"Oi, do you know Seward?"

"Yeah mate he's a fucking legend"
by RumplePinlchkin November 22, 2021
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A prison located in the middle of a uninhabitable and cursed Russian cemetary, where the people who call it home think that they are living a life better in jail or worse are coincidentally oblivious that they are the subject plot for military espionage, tannerite temptation, minimal dose drug research , famine disguised as resource mismanagement; while there is an asian based Oriental pavillion that the soul can visit when it finally dies and discovers it wernet free, there are no substancial reasons for leaving the blast doors on WW2 bunkers. Even though the zenith where the star named Helios cant shine more than 24 hours each year to release their soul it is Also the place where a true Messiah exits the deadly waters of Hell via unrelenting drug use, snowstorms, Asian compassion and the release of a monkey king's enslavement who gifts Kami spirits along with Magandang Umaga.( not to be confused with marathons or the olympics)
I put more effort into escaping samsara than escaping a seward but its a seward .

Thank you for pointing that out because I was never going to escape that seward or samsara or that there seward prison samsara shit without the sale of tannerite or Asia.
by Ibismoked May 24, 2025
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