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now seriously folks...

Taken from a popular stand up comedian expression, this phrase is used when someone makes a bad joke, and there is a moment of awkward silence. Used to avoid embarrassment.
Host: and then HE said "that's no lady, that's an orang-utan!"
Guests: ...
Host: umm, now seriously folks... *continues normal conversation*
by Kizzang October 25, 2007
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scariously

Seriously scary. To be scared in a serious manner.
It is getting scariously slow at work.
by Peter M Sabia February 18, 2009
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dude seriously

a universal pronoun that can be used in any situation.
Josephine: that test was mad hard.
Christina: dude seriously.

Christina: did you see that girl's hair? it was purple.
Josephine: dude seriously.
by dat hispanic white chick June 27, 2006
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Seriously.5

Literal Definition: Serious and a Half

Basically, Seriously.5 is an enhancement to a dialogue that is said when the audience is in disbelief at the authenticity of an argument, event that took place etc... The speaker then re-establishes the argument as being Serious.5 which would therefore add extra emphasis to how "real" or "true" the speaker's statement actually is.
Steve: "Yo man, did you hear about Maria hooking up with Julian at that party?"
Dave: "GTFO brother, I was planning on going for that!" (reluctant to believe the story)
Steve: "Trust me, they were smashed out of their minds and I was right there when it happened bud; I'm being completely Seriously.5 right now."
by JoeySteel January 14, 2010
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scariously

So serious, it's scary. Usually used as an exclamation of shock and disbelief as to the truth/reality of a particular story. Can be used effectively for sarcasm.
"Cindy was at the hair dresser changing her hair from blonde to brown, but the guy knocked red dye into the basin, now she is ginger!" "SCARIOUSLY?"

The reality of this situation is so scary and serious, it's 'Scarious'.
by gpt.sunbeam May 13, 2010
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Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick

This is simply the year 2019.
When viewed from above, it does look like twenty stick-seriously-fracked-up-stick.
(From a video description of a drone's aerial video on YouTube)

Flight took place in the airspace over Nowell Ave. in Juneau AK. USA at 1:46pm PST on 02-21-19 (or, "2019 21 Feb." or even, "February 21, Twenty Stick-Seriously-Fracked-Up-Stick" if you prefer).

Weather conditions at flight time were mostly sunny, temperature was 18°F (-7.8°C), and winds measured with my "rotten garter snake poddy* yellow" portable "windometer" (as JD from JD Quad in the UK calls them even though those things are actually called, "anemometers") ;-) were from the NNW at 2.40ph (3.86kph) at the surface and aloft.
by Telephony February 10, 2019
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Seriously

A lazy response of agreement to almost any statement. Takes the place of 'yeah', 'same', or 'mmm'.
Person 1: This lecture totally blows.

Person 2: Serously...

Person 1: Man, I am so hungover.

Person 2: Seriously...
by tillytat October 28, 2009
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