To defacate on your partners chest followed by rapidly karate chopping the feces pile. Similar to a Steam Jackhammer.
by kdogg76 August 31, 2015
Get the Steaming Seagalmug. by PseudoSeagal March 3, 2023
Get the Filthy Seagalmug. A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
by Nosferatu1488 March 12, 2010
Get the Steven Seagal Pornomug. Someone who claims proficiency in a multitude of subjects with absolutely no evidence in said subjects. Such as martial arts, academic fields and sports
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
They say stuff like this so that they can seem more credible especially when in arguments or simple discussion, however no one actually believes them and they come across like basements dwelling virgins like Steven Seagal.
Bill: I have spent many years studying martial arts and boxing do you really want to fight me?
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
Frank: Shut up Bill you have Steven Seagal Syndrome
by Ted H (not ted K :( ) May 10, 2023
Get the Steven Seagal Syndromemug. Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
by WAFFLESTOMPER667 April 9, 2009
Get the Steven Seagal Porno Musicmug. The Worst Insult You Can Call Someone, Synonyms Include Delusional, Insane, Ridiculous, Sexist, Aikido Master & Friend Of Putin.
by The Youtuber, It's Kyle Time September 18, 2023
Get the Steven Seagalmug. A dirty seagal is A cock hungry hoe that you see at Burger King or McDonald's that kind of acts like one of the seagalls hopping around doing anything they can to get a mouthful usually run in packs more than likely underage proceed with caution
Hey let's go to the other BK that one across the street has got a whole bunch of dirty seagalls at it and I'm not trying to catch another charge
by Dingofish March 10, 2024
Get the dirty seagalmug.