scweming

To insert a roll of paper towels into ones anal cavity.

“I was scweming on my uncle’s lap yesterday.”

by Chodeid November 22, 2020

spwelling

A work Wyatt made

LMAO i have autocorrect off so i look stupid whenever i make spwelling mistakes

by iamabsolutelynotkaili February 22, 2022

squelqing

squelqing sticking your head in a woman’s vag squaking loudly while the woman drinks your semen

squelqing was wild last night

by Madfunnysir February 29, 2024

strelqing

When you’re jelqing (Stretching your cock for hours to make it extra long) and stroking your shit at the same time. Very painful and pleasureful experience that can add inches to your cock and benefit your mental health.

I was strelqing my shit for 8 hours yesterday - Tim

Only eight? That’s light work nigga I was strelqing mah shit for twelve pussy - Eric

Holy shit, you defeated me dude - tim

by anonymous July 22, 2024

selqing

An act of self mutation of the balls and stoke the cock

Hank: you here about selqing
No what's that.

Hank: he cut his balls off and stoked out

by Tbonesexymama March 19, 2024

shelqing

the act of having an anal prolapse and then masturbating said prolapse

"Dude we were shelqing so hard last night!"

by cubejh April 17, 2024

scelping

Scelping is the act of using the removed scalp of another human as a makeshift fleshlightt

Man, my pocket pussy ripped i had to go Scelping

by goonmasterskibidi April 29, 2024