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Skull-Fuck 

A term used to describe the method of doing manual labor by totally disregarding any thought process. Doing something the hardest way possible, with no help of mechanization. yet requires no intellectual thought. Task duration always exceeds all other methods, yet completion is always reached. Overall quality of task is also at a minimum.
Hand me that shovel, leaning up to the fully operational backhoe, so we can skull-fuck this massive hole and get it dug.
Skull-Fuck by Faceboss November 21, 2014
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skull fuck 

to use the intestines of defeated foe as you fornicate with their skull in the eye socket
Person: i am going to use your intestines as a condom while i fornicate with your skull!!!!!!

person's foe:what?

PersoN: I'M GOING TO SKULL FUCK YOU
skull fuck by steverman2 March 6, 2011

Skull fuck 

Digging up or obtaining a skull from a deceased member of your ops family and sticking your dick in the skulls eye socket.
A blood I skull fucked that cKrabs dead grandma last night.

Fuck my ops, I’ll skull fuck your dead sister bitch
Skull fuck by Bdawg19112 December 27, 2020

Crystal-Skull-Fuck 

When a film is remade or a film franchise is rebooted that ruins the positive connotations you had towards the original films.
Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory really crystal-skull-fucked the Gene Wilder version.

Scorpion skull-fuck

The act of mounting a girl and aggressively thrusting into into her oral cavity whilst simultaneously reaching around with your non-dominant hand to finger her vagina as if you were a scorpion stinging it’s prey
“Hey, Bob did you satisfy that girl last night?”

“Of course, I fucked her face, but gave her the good old scorpion skull-fuck so she could enjoy it too. I’m not a selfish lover”
Scorpion skull-fuck by LastCupBT January 27, 2019

skull fuck 

The act of popping someones eye with a sharp object, such as scissors then inserting your penis into the bloody socket, pulling out, and re-inserting. (sex)

as in something you wouldnt do to your grandmother
"Well turns out she really didn't like the sight of me skull fucking her. Luckily next time she can't watch."
skull fuck by Kextchup October 11, 2008

skull fuck 

to tear out ones eye and proceed to skull fuck the scoket until the juice runs clear
its good to talk honey so if the painters are in, i need a bit of sexual skull fuck so on ur hands and knees.
skull fuck by mullet007 May 13, 2006