scrog(g)

To have sex

Me and my old lady scrogged all night last night.

by Grant Martin January 17, 2004

scrohawk

a single vertical stripe of hair running along an otherwise shaved scrotum.

John's boss wouldn't let him get a mohawk because it was unprofessional, so he engaged in silent protest by getting a scrohawk.

by omnihilo December 15, 2008

scrotal analitis

Is a genetic condition in which the jungle bridge is reversed, resulting in the scrotum being attached to the "Brown eye" and not the penis.

Jane- Did you hear John was born with scrotal analitis?
Tom- Yeah, we're not friends anymore, what a loser.

by NitmanRadio August 14, 2017

Scroat

/ skreut. adj. A person with no ambition to better themselves, happy to sponge off the state / welfare system. A social leech. Often of little intelligence or poorly educated, but unaware of their limitations. Occurs within all social age groups (they are living longer despite out efforts to poison with alcohol or tobacco). Often one family member may have held employment within local manual labour sector, and will endeavor to wash at least fortnightly. Their offspring however see no reason to contribute to society, except only to burden it further with their own ferrel inter-related produce.

Due to their social habits and needs scroats are often founds in groups or packs. They have complex interwoven family / community structures which are fiercely territorial. When not in their own social housing area the males can be found looking for anything of value not bolted down. Often congregate outside suppliers of cheap alcohol, betting shops, or post offices (when collecting their benefits). The females however favor pregnancy as a means to securing housing or greater financial income.

by daft-guy August 20, 2009

Total scrotal eclipse

A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.

Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.

by YAWA August 24, 2017

scroat fleece

hair in the pubic region

u r such a scroat fleece!

eeeew i got jam in my scroat fleece

he hasn't even got a scroat fleece yet!

by The Offender! May 6, 2005

scrotal raphe

The scrotal raphe is a visible line or ridge of tissue that runs through the midline of the scrotum and upwards through the posterior midline aspect of the penis (penile raphe. Also known as the scrotal seam or bowling ball bag zipper.

I always thought the scrotal raphe was a scar left from where they installed my balls at the factory.

by wolfbait51 May 27, 2011