screwphemism

1. When someone uses a word or phrase that makes something clean or appropriate into something dirty or awkward.
2. The opposite of a euphemism.

James: Why did you take that biscuit, eat off of it, and THEN ask if someone wanted it?
David: Yeah, I pretty much peed on that tree to show that it was mine.
James: That's disgusting. I hate you and your screwphemisms.

by Marc Saint Clair August 19, 2012

Screwsade

A play on the word "crusade;" to go on a warlike rampage for sex, ususally in groups of 5 or 6.

A group of college guys getting drunk, going clubbing and scoring some ass all weekend would be considered a screwsade.

by THE.ALEX May 2, 2008

Screwpoogler

A person who is being annoying while you are tired and tryin to relax.

I am so tired, i just want to sleep.

Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!

Stop being such a screwpoogler!

by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011

screps

Scottish for- fighting, arguing or drama

Here me and Iona had hefty screps last night. That's why I have a buckled cheek

by Amy53320 June 7, 2018

screwpu

a feeling of hatred towards something

1. screwpu ass hole!
2. screwpu!

by lime October 25, 2003

Screwpon

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011

chewing screws

When you want to leave a escavator party this is what you use as an excuse

Host: Where you guys going?
You: Chewing screws

by Sigismondo February 7, 2018