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Scrundle

to Scrundle (*skruhn*-dull)
Verb, transitive
To overcome in a distinctly malicious or overwhelming manner; to defeat; to destroy

Usage:
Most commonly heard following the word "get" i.e. "get scrundled," particularly in a taunting tone of voice, after a victory of some kind. Hardly every heard in the present indicative.

Origin:
A high school in Oakland, CA - During a poker game
The creator of the word had the following to say on his contribution to modern vocabulary:
"I didn't want to say 'get whooped' because that was overplayed and I didn't want to say 'get done' because that was Major's thing, so I just said the first thing that came in my head: 'get scrundled.'"
"Get scrundled"

"Scrundle button"

"Won't you take me to...scrundle town"
by Stand_07 October 19, 2005
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scrondle

'This girl totally gave me a scrondle last night'
by toni99walk November 1, 2011
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scrundlebungus

the ever popular stretch of skin linking the baby-batter factory to the brown eye.
If you use my toothbrush again, I'll give your scrundlebungus a good wholloping.
by Ronen Boyer October 4, 2006
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scrundlebottom

When you ass has mysterious crust to it
My dad has a huge scrundlebottom
by Ricksanchez November 21, 2016
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strendle

A door stop, especially the wedge-shaped rubber ones
Use the strendle so the door doesn’t slam
by Placid_puma August 25, 2022
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Skrendle

Noun: skrendle : the single poop pebble that was the result of an attempt at shitting hard like your life depends on it.

Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.

Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.

Past tense of skrendling : skrendled
Example 1:

Guy 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear about Cleatus? He couldn’t make it to work because he ended up in the hospital”

Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”

Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”

Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”

Guy 1 : “Dude what?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”

Guy 1 : “What?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.

Example 2:

When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”
by Skrendle daddy July 7, 2023
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Skrendle

Noun: skrendle : the single poop pebble that was the result of an attempt at shitting hard like your life depends on it.

Adjective: skrendlous : to describe something small or extremely minor that was the result of a very great effort, such as a shit pebble being the result of the shit force of someone who’s life depends on it.

Action: Skrendling : the act of attempting to shit with extreme force, and having little result, at which point you end up with a lonely shit pebble.

Past tense of skrendling : skrendled
Guy 1 : “Hey bro, did you hear about Cleatus? He couldn’t make it to work because he ended up in the hospital”

Guy 2 : “What are you saying, I didn’t understand??”

Guy 1 : “Bro how do you not know? It was on news a couple nights ago, he skrendled and it gave him an aneurysm or something fucked up”

Guy 2 : “Dude I’m so lost who is skrendle and what fucked an aneurysm? My AirPods are turned up”

Guy 1 : “Dude what?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, I said he had a fucking skrendling”

Guy 1 : “What?”

Guy 2 : “Bro, what the fuck? Well, that was kinda skrendlous”.

Example 2:

When you constipated and the homie asks if you poopin alright “nah fam. I pushed and pushed, but all I got was a skrendle”
by Skrendle daddy July 9, 2023
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