Scotsmanality

to have a Scotsmanality is to have a fuck load of fun laughing at people that you don't know.

I was having a Scotsmanality earlier.

by JTheKnownFreak September 15, 2003

Flying Scotsman

A sex position in which someone lies on their back with their feet firmly placed on one's pelvis, either side of the penis. The legs are pointed strait up, hoisting one high in the air. One would jizz on one's partner, while wearing a kilt, with one's arms out at one's side, making one, quite literally, a flying scotsman.

Yo dude remember that scotish chick we met at the bar last night? Yeah, we went back to my place and she gave me a flying scotsman!

by Johnson Webb July 13, 2005

Flying Scotsman

A highly complicated sex act that isn't worth the bother.

Not worth the bother.

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

The shivering scottsman

Finding a scottish man playing the bagpipes, lift up his kilt and shove a popsicle in his ass.

McLaren's pipes sounded a bit hoarse after I snuck up on him and gave him the shivering scottsman.

by Lord Pignuts February 21, 2009

Stotism

A Stotism is a cheesy metaphor in a rap song. Things typically said by the young money millionaires.

Damn yo, you hear how many stotism's were in that new weezy track bedrock.

Those stotism's were mad played, yo.

by Sunlarge August 20, 2010

scotistani

half scot
half PK

hey that jock shagged that PK
wonder if they'll have a scotistani baby

by p k mchaggis November 8, 2009

scotsman's leg up

When you put one leg up on the toilet to face fuck a girl while chugging a case of IRN BRU.

MAN1:"My girl was over last night."
MAN2:"Oh really? What did you two do?"
MAN1:"I gave her the old Scotsman's leg up!"
MAN2:"Noice!"

by Nobody1011 September 20, 2016