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When a person gets stoned and the rate of using the words"ehhh" "yarr" "whatttt" "gahhhh" "blahhh" "noooooo" suddenly accelerate.
His stonism has been developing over the past few years.
stonism by jamjamy December 14, 2010
The belief in the necessity of an external coercive institutional authority. Statists may believe that the practical value of a state outweighs the moral discrepencies associated with statism, and therefore many believe that although the state may be an "immoral" institution it is a practical and necessary one. As to what responsibilities the state should have is a topic often times debated amongst proponents of statism.
Communism and Capitalism are both statist socio-economic means of organization both relying upon the cooperation and subordination of society to function. As of now there is very little or no land not currently under the influence of statism as nearly all land is under the influence of a country.
Statism by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008

Hyper-Statism

A political tactic in which a person or group of people will state an idea or belief. After which, they will identify the people who are opposed to the idea or belief. Once this is done, they will begin to over-whelm the opposition with petty insults, pre-concieved talking points, and exaggerated (and even false) "facts". This over-whelming amount of insults and "facts" will make it so the opposition will not have the opportunity to reply. This is a common tactic used amongst both the Liberal party and media.
Liberal: I believe we should require everyone to pay 50% of their yearly income to the government like England and many other European nations, it would help alleviate a lot of problems.
Person: I think we should allow people to do what they want with their money, we live in a Capitalist and free society after all.
Liberal: What!? You don't want to help pay for welfare, medicaid, medicare!? You must hate the poor, and the elderly!
Person: But I-
Liberal: Well since you hate welfare so much you must also hate blacks. That makes you a racist as well. What? You dont want us to live in a nice society? You right-wing nazi! You must want to give all the money to rich people. Why are you so filled with hate? You probably hate Mexicans too since you dont support amnesty! You're so close-minded.
Person: I never said-
Liberal: You're nothing more then a fear-mongering islamophobic racist! Did you know 91% of conservatives hate minorities?
Person: Thats fals-
Liberal: Well they do, I just can't even stand your hateful attitude. You're so homophobic.
Person: Well this is Hyper-Statism at its finest.
Hyper-Statism by Fundere Lumen August 22, 2011
The religion of smoking weed, getting high and chilling out.
"Are you a Christian?" - Rachel
"Nah brus i believe in Stonism" - Ryan
Stonism by RachelRockstar December 24, 2010

Stoutism 

A Stoutism is a term used to describe an act or a phrase created off the cuff by someone with the Surname Stout. They are usually phrases used out of context or considered over the top or completely wrong by most ordinary people.
"Hey man did you see what Stephen Stout did last night"
"Yeah man! haha a total "stoutism"

Known stoutisms

1. "You fucking Nonce" (used as a response to basically anything you disagree with and completely out of context)
2. Sit Down (upon a headshot in a gaming environment)
3. Playniumed (To complete all achievements on a PS4 game)
Stoutism by JD_Bren June 13, 2016
Stowism is a religion which was invented in 2004 however only knowing believers really payed vital attention to the imperial religion in the spell of 2018-present as the idolised being Jameson Stowe made his remarkable and phenomenal incline in intelligence.
Stowism is a true phenomenonce.
Hi dude: look, it is Tony, he is a believer of Stowism. Wow, what a top bloke he is then.
Stowism by TimoBohm.Com June 6, 2019
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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