Scoliosdick

When One's penis curves to the left or right, due most likely from constant masturbation with one hand.

"I always get her in the same eye, I got a bad case of scoliosdick"

by Babysnacks December 20, 2011

Scoop and Score

A term in football used for recovering a fumble and returning it for a touchdown.

Oh and a fumble... A scoop and score to end this game. Wow...

by BuffBoy24 April 14, 2020

monkey scoop

verb (mung-kee sc-oop): The process by which a fart is delivered, by hand, in cupped fashion, to the recipients' nose. Thus directly affecting the life of the individual

I monkey scooped my mom and she proceeded to bust me in the head.

by dolanitchze September 19, 2008

scoop me up

to pick someone up.

homie #1: aye foo come scoop me up dawgg.
homie #2: orite foo ill be there in 10.

by lilpuppet June 7, 2010

scalping

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of re-selling them at a higher price at a later date (closer to the event).

(Thanks to ~Sunigirl~ for the original entry!)

Mike Damone: Busted for scalping Ozzy Osbourne tickets. Now working at 7-11 .

(from "Fast Times at Ridgemont High")

by anna_k March 22, 2005

Scalper

terrible pieces of scummy trash that jack up the price of a newly-released product by purchasing it and then selling on eBay for 5 times the price

person 1: damn, all the RTX 3070s are out of stock
person 2: yeah except for eBay, but now they're 1000 dollars. fuckin' scalpers.

by beneb November 27, 2020

scolaighe

A person who keeps useless items to the point of it becoming a physical hazard.

See: hoarder

"John, when are you ever going to throw out those broken clothes pegs? I can't find the baby! You're such a scolaighe!"

by Golp December 17, 2016