Scientifically Accurate Ducktales

A song produced by Animation Domination High-Def and uploaded onto YouTube which was later deleted.

Lyrics of Scientifically Accurate Ducktales:

Did you know ducks are necrophiles?
That's duck science
They don't have sphincters, dump in piles
That's why ducks don't buy pants

And we have to face this
Male ducks are rapists!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Crazy, pooping birds should go to duck jails...

Then there's the whole pool of gold
Scrooge won't write a check
And whether he was young or old
If he dived in, he'd break his neck

A gold pile looks neat
But it's hard as concrete!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate--

D-D-D-Danger, a duck's behind you
Boy or girl, a duck will grind you
Also, ducks are cannibals, true

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Have salmonella and H5N1 bird flu! Whoo-ooh!
Scientifically accurate
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!

Last verse is on genitalia
So stay in your places
Because ducks hump so much,
Girl ducks have vagina mazes

To screw around this,
Ducks grew a corkscrew phallus!

DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Disgusting, crapping, cannibalistic
DuckTales! Whoo-ooh!
Penis in the shape of a corkscrew
DuckTales!

by WhoDatFreshBoi June 5, 2019

Mystery Science Theater 3000

A cult television comedy series created by Joel Hodgson (replaced by Mike Nelson after the fifth season)originating from Eden Prairie, Minnesota. It consisted largely of fictional characters making fun of existing cult films, a format which proved to be influential. Original episodes aired on Comedy Central and the SciFi Channel from 1989 to 1999. The show started with a short run on Minnesota UHF station KTMA channel 23 from 1988 to 1989.

Arguments about whether Joel or Mike was better on Mystery Science Theater 3000 are usually pointless.

by Eric Seven February 20, 2005

I'm with the Science Team!

A Half-Life meme.
Used when scientists are watching porn.

Anime character: Are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Scientist: No! I'm with the science team!

by f3ismyname September 14, 2020

Trust The Science

A mantra of the 21st century, ominously similar to that of extremist religious inquisitions that would burn a 'witch 'at the stake for not conforming to a curated version of reality. It is a phrase repeated almost robotically by those who worship characters who wear religious garments -- I mean white lab coats.

'Trust the science' is obviously an inherently flawed idiom of people who do not understand the ideas they want others to conform to, as demonstrable reality, aka real Science does not require faith. Ergo, if someone tells you to trust the science -- run for the hills.

Normie: Will you just trust the science? Don't you know scientists have done science things?
Chad: How does one trust in science...

by The Narrow Path December 21, 2021

Dropping Science

To rap about something important, not 'Pussy, Money, Weed.' If a rapper tries to inform his audience about an important topic, he is dropping science. No longer relevant as the act of dropping science ended when people started listening to 50 Cent.

A Tribe Called Quest is well known for dropping science due to their raps about the word nigga and date rape.

by Captain Ronnie Rampage October 28, 2008

Trust The Science

Don't ask questions

The doctor gave him something and he got sick now they wanna give me and when I ask about it all the say is Trust The Science

by Christopher Peters (N.B.A) December 31, 2021

Bill Nye the Science Guy

A show on PBS that tries to make science fun. The titular science guy is a big fan of chemistry, biology, physics, geology, and pretty much all science barring social science. A show that you don't appreciate the value of until you get to watch it in school.

Without doubt, Bill Nye the Science Guy is the most fun part about science class. There's nothing like taking a break from writing down notes and just sitting back and watching Bill Nye. Even if you don't find it entertaining, hey, it's a movie.

by Syckls October 12, 2005