Schweiner

Synonymous with tits, but better. A way to describe something with lots of swag.

-That was awesome
-No, that was schweiner

by DHKessler February 14, 2012

schweenette

n. a dork, an idiot; the female version of a schween

Look at Hughette, she's such a schweenette.

by Ryan Elle August 8, 2010

schwendeled

This is when you are screwed out of something in a buisness type relationship by someone in the devils control. Such as laywers,bankers,and insurance people. The said screwing is usually but not limited to money and precious stones. Although they will claim to be the chosen people they are not to be trusted. They can be identified by their loss of hair and weight,extreme agitation,confusion,and in rare cases talking in tounges,extreme profanity,and possible homosexuality. Avoid these people and situations at all costs.

When my insurance rates went up, my agent got a new watch. I think I am being schwendeled.

by davidwaters November 26, 2012

Schwenninger

a word for penis, comes from "Scvhwanz" (tail)

guy: wanna see my schwenninger?
girl: no
guy: (sends dick pic)
girl: fuck off U fucking per

by schwenni-boy December 11, 2018

Schwenker

A really short person incapable of playing any sports or working in any job. Usually becomes a virgin at the age of 10.

That guy just fumbled a handoff. He just Schwenker'd.

by Dadefinerman December 12, 2018

Schwenema

Anal Cleansing using Schweppes Ginger Ale

My girlfriend broke up with me after I convinced her to take a schwenema

by catchingfire3 October 14, 2020

schwengel

German slang word for penis. Mostly used in the area around Baden-Württemberg.

Hans hat einen großen Schwengel.

Hans has a big Schwengel.

by Ze Real German December 1, 2020