What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.
"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"
by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021
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/ˈsku dəlɪŋ/ verb — informal
1. To have fun or mess around, especially when you’re supposed to be doing something serious (like schoolwork).
2. To enjoy yourself in a lighthearted, playful way — often with friends, laughter, or harmless chaos.
1. To have fun or mess around, especially when you’re supposed to be doing something serious (like schoolwork).
2. To enjoy yourself in a lighthearted, playful way — often with friends, laughter, or harmless chaos.
“We were supposed to study, but ended up schoodling all afternoon.”
“Stop schoodling around and finish your project.”
“Stop schoodling around and finish your project.”
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