schooner

motorboating ass cheeks

I'm gonna schooner that stripper for a dollar

by cochise August 16, 2012

Corn Schooner

another term for a turd, espicially one that is laden with corn

Did you see the size of the corn schooners I just left in the bowl?

by dick hertz from holden February 14, 2006

Shroner

The mix between a schlong and a boner. A Shroner is a penis that is about 55% erect and it can be anywhere from 6” to 10” in length.

I have the biggest Shroner!

by CoolGuy8 February 5, 2019

James Schroder

An annoying prick who steals your chair constantly but complains when you steal his

"Ohh yea that's just James Schroder being a hypocrite"

by Thmaster5 August 6, 2020

Schriner

A sexy, slender, metro male, who is sensitive and intelligent.

Oh, he wrote me a poem. What a schriner.

by SpiceDragon October 9, 2008

Schooner Bum

A person who perceives him/herself as a savvy sailor and seafarer when in reality they have very little knowledge of the water. Mainly working for little to no pay pulling lines on big remakes of historic sailing vessels for the pleasure of tourists.

Enjoy Tom Waits, carharts, rum, and anchor tattoos- and do not seem to understand that being called a “Schooner Bum” is indeed an insult and implies your inability to get a real job.

Joe - "why is that girl wearing flannel and work pants and challenging all of us to arm wrestle her?"

Dave - "Because Joe, she's a schooner bum."

by Place mat September 28, 2011

Schoonerd .

Any one who has had to much alcohol on a night out and are as drunk as a Lord.

Look at him / her they have had to much drink and are schoonerd .

by Bangerbob May 29, 2018