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Scheisse

The German word for "shit".

In this context, "scheisse" is used to describe a negative or unfortunate experience that warrants a one-line response but does not warrant hard swearing.

"Scheisse" is commonly used in an environment where English is the main language and swearing would be inappropriate e.g. around a younger audience.
Person 1: "Hey, good news is I found the problem. Bad news is I can't fix it."
Person 2: "Scheisse."
by Metvor April 11, 2023
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schismatonic gonzo

An enhanced state of being; a person who harnesses their full tismatic energies in a dedicated effort to increase the spread of schizo particles in the air.
“I think the police classified it as death from schismatonic gonzo overload.”
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German Scheisse Video

A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.

Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.

This is the correct German spelling.
I picked up a German Scheisse Video in Frankfurt!
by keger26 December 18, 2011
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Schrigg

Hip. Cool. Sick. Awesome. Basically anything. Can involve names, verbs, nouns. ANYTHING.

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Dude. That girl leah is SOOOOOO schriggg.
DAN, SHUT UP, YOU'RE BEING A SCHRIGG.
Hey Larry! Let's go schrigg it up later at the ice rinks!
I'm so schrigg right now, I could go for a bubble bath.

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by fishyman26 December 5, 2012
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schissoring

A variation on the act of scissoring, where two women stimulate each other's clitorises to orgasm while rubbing their vulvas together, while one or both partners are shitting.
"Pamela regretted that, in her haste, she neglected to lay down a tarp before schissoring with Jennifer."

News has spread about a strain of yeast infection that is unresponsive to antibiotics spreading in the schissoring community of South Africa. Scientists are calling it "a serious cause for alarm" and "icky to infinity."
by imzalems March 6, 2013
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Shrish

Shrish is someone who is smart, helpful, loving on the outside
From the inside, he's completely different he's a savage, kinky, strong, and a smart-ass.
People with this name are basically tech guys and gamers who earn hell lotta money and score hot chicks
"man i gotta say Shrish is a savage guy."
"Shrish is rich though"
by Walterh Heisenberg 69 June 6, 2019
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scheisse

Properly written Scheiße.

German for 'shit' and like in English, is a vulgarity. It can be used as an exclamation and a synonym for feces.

The verb 'To shit (deficate)' is Scheißen.

The soft E on the end is often dropped in common conversation or in times of emergancy but is seldom used by English speaking people and they may assume you're mispronouncing it.
Treten nicht in die scheisse! (Don't step in the shit!)

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung. (I have to shit, excuse me.)

Scheiss! Es ist defekt. (Shit! It's busted.)
by Bluehawk December 31, 2005
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