Schlort

Ano older guy who tries to he cool by inventing words.

"I swear druisdt is a word!!! " "Dude don't be a schlort."

by Draconigenae May 20, 2016

Schploot McGoot

When a doggo/pupper lays down and extends legs behind them like superman. Often found in the Corgo Breed, and can cause near deadly amounts of cutness

Person one: C'mere boi, you is must be good boi you is
Doggo: *Bork* *Schploot McGoots*
Person 1: *dies*

by OneMilkTwoCows June 9, 2018

shplort

The sound made when you get the last pump (of coffee) from the press pot, when the last of liquid is pumped out and it starts to pull air with it.

Tiffany was getting her morning coffee when I heard the telltale shplort when the press pot emptied. She tried to be quiet about it but there’s no escaping that sound. I called her on it to be a good coffee steward and she had to make a new pot before leaving.

by TheCoyoteDreams January 16, 2019

schplorf

the worlds, absolute biggest bigman there has ever been. nobody will ever be a bigger man than schplorf, and 3rd biggest bossman

you are a proper schplorf innit

by worldsbiggestbossman August 21, 2019

schplorch

The noise that is made when you move spit through your mouth in any way.

Person 1: *Schplorch*
Person 2: "Moans"

by AweeBwoo November 23, 2024