Schlooching

The act of unintentionally smearing frozen yogurt on something.

"No more windshield schlooching for you," said Thomas to his cup of froyo, setting it on the dashboard for the second time, more delicately now.

by TheGingeraffe June 27, 2018

Schlooch

Another term for "slut" but only pertaining to secrete whores.

"Briana you're such a Schlooch"

by mamatee69 October 18, 2018

schplorf

the worlds, absolute biggest bigman there has ever been. nobody will ever be a bigger man than schplorf, and 3rd biggest bossman

you are a proper schplorf innit

by worldsbiggestbossman August 21, 2019

Schplort

The world used to describe the sound of a very large zit or boil suddenly erupting in a blast of sticky cheese, pus and blood.

We weren't sure if the thing coming out of Billy's neck was a second head or a really big zit until we heard a loud, sickening 'schplort' while standing outside the locker room. Five minutes later we saw the huge wad of tissue paper Billy pressed against his neck and the pallor in his face from the blood loss.

by Marlboro Eater November 7, 2021

Schlonchy

Something that looks like a rape gone overboard

That paint looks quite schlonchy

by Blackmonkey33ilikemenwo June 4, 2023