schleener

a snobby prick with a long ass dick

Man, Lisa told me that Tommy is a real schleener.

by Lean Schleen December 8, 2016

Schmeen

A schmol cute boy of the feline variety.

Schmeen is so cute he deserves extra treats.

by Tankblazer March 22, 2022

Schweener

an abnormally tall, pale, and skinny person,
characteristics; unable to get a tan, long arms, often red in the face

you're gonna burn up in the sun Luke, you're such a schweener.

by tim maher April 30, 2008

Schpeeve Monkey

A man who has so much back hair that he appears to be the missing link between apes and human beings. This is often times most noticed at the beach and in public pools and also in the north eastern part of our nation due to the cold weather. Schpeeve monkeys are also generally overweight and at least middle aged.

"Is that a bear that fell into the pool?"
"No, it's just a schpeeve monkey."

by G-Rider September 23, 2008

Shpeen

An endearing best friend or relative who you can always trust and rely on no matter what happens.
A term of endearment.

Hi Shpeen-- Let's have dinner Shpeen.

by DDXT October 11, 2018

Schween

An extremely long, skinny penis.

Cot damn, look at that dude's schween!

by Jimmy Chang December 16, 2003

schweenis

when your 1/2 japanese and 1/2 white and you have a 2 1/2 inch hard penis

last night i went over to rickys house and he had a schweenis

by tony May 13, 2005