schlafen

From German for "to Sleep", can mean to sleep or to smoke. Sometimes it can mean to smoke before going to sleep. Can mean nearly anything else, often combined into other words.

"Hey, let's smoke a shlafo bowl"

by DoctorSchlafo June 9, 2004

Schafer

A retard with pepperoni nipples who can't keep a secret.

Shut up Schafer

by Janet blotchy October 29, 2019

schlafen

"Einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

"hä? Schlafen?" "Ne, einfach du nur mit Augen zu"

by Batbaum April 16, 2021

Schafering

A term for a person that lags behind, lazy, half ass thing, or to be extremely slow. It causes road blocks to what you need to accomplish for that day or week. It can also mean to be really fast in some situations.

Are you schafering your route today? I’m schafering mine.

Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!

Are you schafering your homework?

Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!

Why are you schafering that essay?

by mikeryan3459 January 30, 2023

Hunter Schafer

Hunter Schafer is a god of acting. Hunter Schafer is hot! Hunter Schafer is the best person on this earth🤞🏻

Hunter Schafer is currently dating Dominic Fike, I will stab the hell out of Dominic Fike ❤️❤️

by hunterschaferishot February 12, 2022

Max Schafer

The man
Plays Dark Souls
Gets no wenches

Max Schafer gets no bitches

by ScaryBigRobot April 12, 2022

Schafernakar

This phrase has come about after the latest TV blooper from BBC weatherman Tomasz Schafernakar. He was seen giving the one finger salute to the newsreader just before his weather bulletin and to try and cover it up he did this hilarious hand gesture after the 'one finger salute' to hide the fact he'd sworn on air. You would use the word to describe a person having a fit or spak-attack at something they're not happy with.

I refused to pay the guy and he had a total schafernakar at me!

by Gubs73 August 18, 2010