a girl, usually short in stature, often described as a frat mat who enjoys the company of a male (or 2) nightly. she may or may not have the frequent gang bang with the local hockey team. almost always drunk and always at the wrong time, for example at work functions or trips.
roommate #1: whats all that noise?
roommate #2: oh, patricia is just pulling a scholtz tonight...
roommate #3: man she is such a whore!
roommate #2: oh, patricia is just pulling a scholtz tonight...
roommate #3: man she is such a whore!
by concerned roommate January 2, 2009
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"I think I'm going to ask Katrina to marry me."
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"
"Why? You've only known her for 5 days..."
"Because, she's my Novalee Schultz"
by Christoph Magnus January 4, 2012
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Burt: man nick is being a hardcore Schultz right now
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
Davie: so true dude so true, its been a couple hours now
Burt: hes probably not coming through
Together: a Schultz.
by a weekend of vampires May 22, 2013
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by abigailLee. October 17, 2008
Get the Kyle schultz mug.Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.
The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
by Benfea October 16, 2006
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Guy 2: Impossible.
Guy 2: Impossible.
by ahhh!!!! March 9, 2009
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