Old Schooling it

To use paper currency instead of a credit or debit card

"I lost my credit card, so I have been old schooling it all weekend."

"The restaurant doesn't take credit cards, so we are gonna have to old school it for dinner."

by Naptown85 March 31, 2010

Dry Scrolling

When a woman can't find any porn that will turn her on.

Jenny spent the night dry scrolling because none of the porn she was watching made her wet.

by Mister_Ghillie March 29, 2015

Schmooling

Alternate word for “playing”; to tease or joke with someone.

“Aleks called me ugly but I know she’s just schmooling”

by anapkeyclub March 8, 2019

Schlinger Schlonger

The expression of the term “massive dick”

“Bruh you are such a schlinger schlonger”

by The Shlinged of the Schlong August 26, 2019

Schlingott

The esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus. It is said in legend that he can fling shit up to 100km per hour.

Bystander: Oh my god!! Is that the esteemed shit-flinger of the third realm of Dungus, Schlingott?
Schlingott: Yes, tis I. You shall fall to ashes at the touch of my shit.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny October 7, 2021

Illegal scrolling

When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up or down without permission to.

Dude, I gave Sammy my phone to show her that bitchy text from Alice and she totally started illegal scrolling.

by BaconPancakes February 8, 2015

Ottis P. Schodinger

The first blind man to solve a Rubik's cube. Schodinger's revolutionary techniques have changed the way the cube is solved by many in modern culture.

Person 1: Hey are you trying to solve that rubiks cube?

Person 2: Yeah I'm using the Schodinger method!

Person 1: Whats that?

Person 2: Its the method used to solve the Rubiks cube by Ottis P. Schodinger the first blind man to solve the cube!

by JJJ "the big one" August 18, 2012