schnuffle

1) A sickeningly-sweet term used by pet-parents for an intense sniffing session, often on another animal (human or otherwise).

2) a fond term for a certain German bunny who makes saccharine music.

1) Awww, look at little Poochy schnuffle Mr. Carrots!

2) Oh no! Poochy ate Mr. Carrots because he wouldn't stop playing Schnuffle Bunny music!

by a wolf April 12, 2010

schnurff

As opposed to a smurf, which are efficient and on time; schnurffing is to be delayed in any action and/or activity.

Man, he said he'd be here 45 minutes ago, he's totally schnurffing it.

by monocle_man July 7, 2011

schnurf

Swiping an object between your asscheeks in order to get someone to smell it.

He schnurfed the cd and ask his friend to smell it.

by Barbars May 7, 2011

Schnumm

A non smoker 2nd time round and has to succeed or will inherit stumps for hands

If megan starts smoking again after quitting I will cut off her fingers and leave her with two stumps. There for she will become a Schnumm

by L4u3N June 10, 2011

Schnufty

A derogatory term to describe the act of two men having stand up anal sex outdoors. Used in Australia but possibly derived from Europe.

Have a go at these two poofters having a schnufty.

by Fixed_1206 January 6, 2014

Schnum

Schnum: Sharting, and cumming all at once, caused by a sneeze.

-Dude I've got wicked allergies, I just schumned all over your car seat, I'm so sorry.

-Was that a schnum?
-I think he's schumning, don't talk to that guy.

-Instead of a wet dream, I had a schnum dream.

-I quit my job at the old folks home, too many people were schnuming on me!
-I didn't know pornhub had a schnum section! Neat.

by joeco51 April 22, 2017

Schnufty

British colloquial.

Meaning: A quick (often secretive) look.

Origin: unknown

Equal to: Gander (UK), Butchers (CRS, UK) Squiz (NZ)

"have a schnufty of John's new car and let me know what you think".

by Archie Teck August 4, 2018