fer schnockered

When you have drank an insane amount of alcohol and are extremely drunk!

I was so fer schnockered I don't even remember how I got home!!!

by K Lou October 28, 2008

get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

schnockered

of jewish decent, to be drunk as marie after many a shot

marie is totally schnockered

by ken January 30, 2005

snookered

Up shit creek without a paddle.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

snookered by the red

when being snookered by the red, it is when the red is defined by the girl being on the rag...this mean you have to go for the differcult brown...ie the ass.

damn...jade on the rag again, i was snookered by the red, the only pot was the differcult brown,

by bumholegenies May 27, 2009

Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009

cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016