snockered

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

schnuckered

taken advantage of

I got schnuckered into buying these expensive jeans

by Gburtscher November 22, 2013

Schmuckered

A polite way describe a person, place or thing that is all fucked up.

Well when he crashed the ambulance into that pole he sure schmuckered it up.

by TheZippo November 8, 2019

Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

by James Holter April 30, 2008

Shnokered

Wasted off your ass, usually resulting in the loss of your clothes.

Dude, did you hear bout Zach, he got so shnokered the other night he ended up in the Wal Mart parking lot in his whitey tighties.

by Zachary Orr January 14, 2009

schnockled

The act of getting hammered out of your gord. Also, in latin, to ramrod a poor, hapless, 19 year old female with no right to be at the bar.

Dude, I was totally schnockled last night so much that I don't remember the girl that I schnockled on my couch!

by djnewtdog June 9, 2009

snockered

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

by Laura September 27, 2004