schnauz

a fucking large nose that has huge ass hairs up it.

Dude, that Jane chick has a fucking grosso schnauz!

by Cledussssssss July 20, 2008

schnauz

from the German word Schnauze, colloquial for mouth as in 'Halt die Schnauze' = 'Shut your gob'

Do that again and I punch you right in the schnauz!
Ouch, she fell flat on her schnauz

by Fantaghiro January 9, 2019

trouser schnauzer

A type of cloth-dwelling mongrel notable for its prominent beard and hairy jowls. It requires moderate to heavy exercise, and is particularly fond of a one-handed rough-up.

Harry Wharton: "I say, Bunter, that ruddy bully has taken orf with your cream bun!"
Billy Bunter: "Ah yes, but little does the blighter know said cream is in fact a generous dollop of fuck chuck, supplied by none other than my faithful trouser schnauzer in anticipation of such unwanted liberation. Woot!"

by Mr Marky January 30, 2008

Dirty Schnauzer

The act of collecting and bagging, in an oversized zip-lock, dog poop. Said bagged poop is then placed on your woman's bare backside, preferably slightly north of the crack after commencement of sexual foreplay and while the woman is prone on her stomach. The man places his erection between the woman's fanny cheeks and proceeds to dry hump like a dog, all the while maintaining contact with aforemetioned said bag of shit. Upon climax, the man suddenly drops all of his weight on the woman thereby breaking the seal on the oversized zip-lock spraying canine feces on her and him.

It wasn't the Dirty Schnauzer that pissed her off, it was when I kept saying, "Paging Doogy Schauzer, paging Doogy Schnauzer

by petebrew February 23, 2011

schnutz

The testicles. A mock-ethnic variation of nuts.

"I've never seen a guy get picked up by his testicles before. Lucky thing for you that cop passed by when he did. Otherwise, you'd be lifting up your schnutz to tie your shoes." - Del Griffith, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"

by Sam Scarma July 9, 2006

Schnutschen [ ʃ ɲ ʉ t͡ʃn̩]

Nomen

Eine Schnutschen ʃ ɲ ʉ t͡ʃn̩ ist ein unglaublich liebenswertes Wesen, betrifft sowohl Mensch als auch Tier.

Kati: "Was bist´n du für eine süße Schnutschen."

by b0iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 14, 2020

schnaub

A being who gets extra extra excited at the word yeah while getting their but scratched at a medium pace

see that schnaub over there? that is one cute schnaub

by Schnaub November 12, 2022