Schnarfling

Eating someones ass from behind when they're down on all fours with their five finger hole presenting taintly to your tantalizing senses, shoving your nose into their five finger ass hole and chowing down with your head moving uncontrollably and making the noise that resembles 'Schnarfling', also see Snarf that fucking annoying character from Thundercats, he eats dirty ass holes and loves to Schnarfle

She put four to the floor and I schnarfled her five finger hole and bubounded my face around life a drill piece in her buttcheeks, she had just the perfect amount of ass hole hair to taste the perfect taint. I schnarfled that hot tainty ass then ate Schwarma and pretended to be one of the Avengers, a brave mighty ass hole eating every day hero. Schnarfling, best day ever!

by cestlavieskt October 14, 2023

blocher, kakker, schnorrer

An irresponsible and garrulous busybody who constantly offers unsolicited and self-serving advice and suggestions. The blocher/kakker/schnorrer is spring-loaded to invite himself (or herself) (un-invited) into one's life, usually with overtones of boisterous dependancy, implying that his (or her) hapless host has obligations to include him (or her) in a variety of activities in which someone else will pay the bill. As an invited (even if self-invited) guest, the blocher/kakker/schorrer will behave as a flamboyant and irresponsibly generous host... until the bill is presented, at which time he (or she) will demonstrate virtuso skill at check-fumbling.

He or she is a blocher/kakker/schnorrer who, unless driven off by relentless whacks with a stick, will disembowel the vitals of another's life. See my definition of "greaseball" to flesh out the picture more fully. To get the straight scoop on just about everything, check out the glossary on my web site at www.squarf.com.

by squarf March 2, 2004

schnarfy

An insanely hot chick.

The pottery barn is having a half off sale, I'm going to go there and pick up a schnarfy.

Check our those schnarfies!

Dude check it out...Schnarfage, 3 o'clock!

by Evan Bingham February 1, 2006

schnarf

To spray one's drink out of one's nose as the result of sudden laughter.

I schnarfed my chocolate milk when the mouse ran up the lunch lady's leg.

by tikaro May 29, 2003

Schnarf

Someone who is a complete dumbass and thinks he looks cool when he really looks like a dumbass

That kid wearing his hair in a man bun, looks like a fucking schnarf

by pete snake October 7, 2017

SchmarrettSchmoorhees

A deragatory term used for an extremely good guitar player when said musician is being uncooperative, annoying, playing over you, etc.

Bro, stop playing when I'm talking. You're being such a SchmarrettSchmoorhees.

by Semajskolka December 17, 2009

schnarf

It's white and before you, soon it will line your nasal cavity, schnarfed it shall be.

I just schnarfed that shit...

by Sjiraff May 29, 2019