Schmutzie

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.

Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz

by $ADHD February 3, 2021

Schmutzvering

A gas mask

Who wants to wear a schmutzvering anyways?

by Sexydimma June 4, 2022

Schmutzvering

Combination of the words schmutz and covering: anything that's not a cloth mask but still covers all or part of your face

A gas mask or a diving helmet are to be considered schmutzvering

by Sexydimma June 2, 2022

schmutz

The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.

randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**

by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013

schmutz haken

Dirty hooker.

"Just remember the broom with the funny name!"
"Schmutz Haken!"

by westernclassics October 1, 2009

schmutz

an oleaginous, sticky, greasy, often smelly, and otherwise noxious and unidentifiable substance.

Little Johnny wanked off and the schmutz went all over the bathroom mirror.

by ccmboy July 18, 2003

schmutzick

to be extremely selfish and looking out for your own needs; to steal from hotels; or, a term used to describe someone who does not recycle.

Schmutzick! Bring those Holiday Inn towels back to the hotel!

It was schmutzick that the man waited until 6:30, when his favorite ESPN programming ended, to come out and get into the car of people that had been waiting in his driveway since 6:21.

by The Bliddler December 9, 2009