Schmidting

When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.

Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.

by Reeta Poon February 7, 2008

schupting

a term for HOTT STEAMY SEX

Marcus schupted Brittani last night in her parents bedroom.

by Brittani McCormack July 9, 2004

Schultiness

full out, balls to the walls, hard core

dude serious ass kicking Schultiness

by Nancy "Dirty Sanchez" July 5, 2009

Schmupping

The act of throwing half-used ketchup sachets onto old ladies' cars. The term is often used to refer to other condiments, although in its original intended form the term does not extend this far.

I can't believe those kids outside the church had the gaul to enter in to a round of schmupping after we so kindly offered them a meal.

by Woowoowoowoo December 13, 2009

schusting

1. adj. A ginger-like act consisting of remaining quiet and awkward in even the most social of situations.
2. v. To defend oneself terribly while being made fun of.

1. "Dude, stop schusting."
2. Male - "It's not my fault you never take a shower and then bathe in Axe hen it's time to go to work!"
Person being ridiculed - "YEAH."
Male - "Dude, quit shusting. You gotta stick up for yourself."

by The Mojo November 9, 2007

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

schmullin'

Really milking a job.

Russal is really schmollin" it today

by erkive January 26, 2004